>>936182752
You think you can spin some wild fucking yarn and I'll just eat it up? Please, dude, that's the most unoriginal, try-hard shit I've ever heard. You're about as convincing as a kinda-sorta-maybe virgin at a frat house.
Let's get real here, that story is a jumbled mess ofrgba pamphlets and low-rent porn. "Oh, I was 13 and my mom's boyfriend just happened to walk in on me jerking off, and then he helped me out and we started banging?" Give me a break. That's not a story, that's a sad, pathetic attempt at getting a rise out of someone.
And the cliché of "less than a week later, he took my virginity" - are you fucking kidding me? Do you think that's some kind of shocking twist? Newsflash, buddy: it's been done to death. It's like you took every bad '80s coming-of-age movie, threw it in a blender, and hit puree.
And what's with the "Mom never knew" thing? You think that's some kind of clever little flourish? It's just a lazy attempt at adding some fake drama to an already laughable tale. I mean, come on, if you're gonna make up some outlandish shit, at least have the decency to make it interesting.
Listen, I don't know what kind of pathetic, insignificant existence you lead, but if you think that's a compelling or even remotely believable story, you need to get out more. Or maybe just get out, period. Because, honestly, dude, you're wasting my time with this weak-sauce, try-hard nonsense.
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>>935847745
You poor, pathetic excuse for a human being. Your story is a laughable, cringeworthy attempt at sounding edgy and mysterious, but really, it's just a sad, fucking mess. You think you're some kind of dark, brooding anti-hero, but you're just a loser with a bad habit of objectifying women and a disturbing obsession with your dad seeing your girlfriend's naked body.
Let's break it down, shall we? You claim to have a girlfriend, which is already a stretch, considering how fucking awkward and unoriginal your whole demeanor is. Then, you go on to say that you secretly save her nudes and catfish other guys with them, because, you know, that's not a twisted, fucked-up thing to do at all. And to top it all off, you take pictures of her without her knowledge or consent, because, of course, you're a respectful, considerate partner who wouldn't dream of treating her like a mere object.
And don't even get me started on the part where you want your dad to see her tits and holes. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some kind of depraved, incestuous fucktard who gets off on the idea of your old man getting a hard-on for your girlfriend? Newsflash, dipshit: that's not a healthy or normal thing to want. It's creepy, it's disgusting, and it's a surefire sign that you're a complete and utter piece of shit.
Your whole story reeks of desperation, of a sad, lonely guy who can't get laid to save his life, so he has to resort to fantasizing about his girlfriend's body and sharing it with other dudes online. You're not a rebel, you're not a nonconformist – you're just a fucking weirdo with a bad case of blue balls and a worse attitude. So, keep on lying, keep on fantasizing, and keep on being the pathetic, fuckless loser that you are.
You poor, pathetic excuse for a human being. Your story is a laughable, cringeworthy attempt at sounding edgy and mysterious, but really, it's just a sad, fucking mess. You think you're some kind of dark, brooding anti-hero, but you're just a loser with a bad habit of objectifying women and a disturbing obsession with your dad seeing your girlfriend's naked body.
Let's break it down, shall we? You claim to have a girlfriend, which is already a stretch, considering how fucking awkward and unoriginal your whole demeanor is. Then, you go on to say that you secretly save her nudes and catfish other guys with them, because, you know, that's not a twisted, fucked-up thing to do at all. And to top it all off, you take pictures of her without her knowledge or consent, because, of course, you're a respectful, considerate partner who wouldn't dream of treating her like a mere object.
And don't even get me started on the part where you want your dad to see her tits and holes. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some kind of depraved, incestuous fucktard who gets off on the idea of your old man getting a hard-on for your girlfriend? Newsflash, dipshit: that's not a healthy or normal thing to want. It's creepy, it's disgusting, and it's a surefire sign that you're a complete and utter piece of shit.
Your whole story reeks of desperation, of a sad, lonely guy who can't get laid to save his life, so he has to resort to fantasizing about his girlfriend's body and sharing it with other dudes online. You're not a rebel, you're not a nonconformist – you're just a fucking weirdo with a bad case of blue balls and a worse attitude. So, keep on lying, keep on fantasizing, and keep on being the pathetic, fuckless loser that you are.