>Buy new WoW expac
>Watch opening cinematic
>Don't read quest texts at all
>Occasionally read speech bubbles during quests but have volume down so you can listen to your shitty nigger music
>Only watch cutscenes when they autoplay in story quests
>Either skip all side quests or not read any of the quest text
>"WoW writing fucking sucks. None of it makes sense, it's all trash, everyone is a Mary Sue and it's nothing but retcons or contradictions, probably written by AI"
ISHYGDDT