true story:
8 years ago, the owner of a company called 'Backdrops Fantastic' told somebody I should come down there and let him interview me for a job.

+Backdrops Fantastic create gigantic backdrops for special events, and I specialize in painting things really big)

So when I went down there, the guy was extremely uptight, and I didn't get the loose comfortable "artists feel" from him or his business

and to be quite honest with you, I wasn't necessarily impressed with any of the backdrops I saw

I thought they looked kind of cheesy like something you would see airbrushed on a t-shirt at a kiosk by the beach

So during the interview I decided "what the fuck, why not?" So I intentionally INTERRUPTED HIM (uptight control freaks don't like being interrupted) and I gave him an unsolicited story:

"by the way, My wife and I keep seeing anal videos online, so last night she and I finally tried anal for the first time."

I think the guy's name was Wayne maybe? Wayne sat there with a blank expression on his face as I continued, "I wouldn't recommend it. My asshole is still bleeding right now in the chair"

And that was the end of the interview

My niece ended up getting a job there, and she said years later, he was still telling people about that story.

she said it really pissed him off
He didn't see the humor in it at all.
He thought it was really disrespectful.

EXACTLY THE TYPE OF PERSON I WOULD NEVER WANT TO WORK FOR

I work for myself. I'm my own fucking boss. I like my jokes. there's no way I could ever function with Wayne's thumb on my head. fuck that. That's exactly why I flushed the interview down the toilet mid course.