If you’re leaving old Britannia
Be prepared to breathe free air
If you’re tired of the censors and the taxes
There’s a brighter life out there
For those who leave collapsing Britain
Summers grey and rules unfair
Come to South East Asia with your suitcase
Find the freedom waiting there
In the streets you’ll see the scooters
In the night, the neon glare
Gentle smiles and dancing women
Paradise beyond compare
If you’re leaving old Britannia
Be prepared to breathe free air
If you’re seeking love and laughter
South East Asia takes you there