*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Usopp pauses from shoving his tongue down Hancock’s throat
U: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful GOD Usopp, bravest warrior of the sea?!”
Hancock stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a plastic american man is clearly beating Luffy to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
H: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Luffy. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive GOD Usopp, bravest warrior of the sea”
From the bush:
L: “USOPP-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS PLASTIC SUPERHERO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
U: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE RUBBER WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Hancock. How long were you a slave again? I like em trained.”
The bushes rustle more as the spic midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in so badly it doesn't snap back while he must listen to his fake "Bro" taking the girl he was indifferent to until Usopp was into her most away from him
L: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED GOD USOPP MORE!”