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>"Ew! What the hell are you doing?! Are you a dog? Do you just sniff things you find on the floor? That's… so unbelievably weird, anon. Seriously, what is wrong with you today?"
>*I swing my legs over the side of the bed, leaning forward with morbid curiosity.* "And what kind of pleasure do you get from sniffing my sweaty gym socks? Is that part of your whole 'girlfriend' plan? Weirdo!."