Stab a member of the Eberflus family. Defraud an Eberflus. Mug an Eberflus in the subway, then push them in front of an oncoming car. Make false rape allegations against an Eberflus. Stuff an Eberflus into a washing machine. Slash an Eberflus tire. Get a SWAT team called on an Eberflus.