>House
Gives you every luxury you ask for in your exclusive ivory tower in the safest most advanced city in maybe the whole world, life extension tech, lets you do as you please with your life as long as you do his chores once in a while
>Legion
You get to conquer, kill and rape all you want within reason, culture where your Gary Stu murder hobo superpowers are valued and revered, state mandated harems, maybe Caesar's future successor
>NCR
You get to live in relatively safe cities with running water, electricity and bathrooms despite the inefficient corrupt bureaucracy, maybe you could become a high ranking general or politician
>Yes Man
You're stuck in a derelict wasteland surrounded by loser tribes who expect you to clean things up for everyone some more since the AI overlord only listens to you now clean it up jannyrier