>So, Corporal Anon, we DM at last. Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many threads require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand, and now I require a further indulgence on your part. I cannot request these bans until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been the Sharty threads, but I think that's finally taken care of itself...
>Quite so.
>But there is still the lingering matter of archives. I admit I have a fascination with those who evade and reset their routers against all odds. They rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to preserve you for a time.
>While I believe a sex offender like yourself understands the importance of... discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting, and rather than continually subject you to the irresistible human temptation of posting gems, we have decided to...contain you somewhere you can do no possible harm, and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine there are worse alternatives.