>>512940238
>be me
>lowly cartel sicario, just a dude slinging product and dodging federales
>boss man, let’s call him El Jefe, been running the show forever
>he’s got the whole game on lock—connections, cash, power, the works
>meanwhile, gringos up north been screwing us over for years
>DEA raids, drone strikes, snitches, you name it
>they smoked half my homies, froze our accounts, turned our plazas into warzones
>feels like they want us wiped off the map
>but El Jefe? He’s untouchable, or so we thought
>one day, word comes down: El Jefe’s going to the States
>yeah, *that* States, the ones trying to bury us
>he’s meeting the big dog himself, the US prez
>whole crew’s like wtf.jpg
>why’s our guy, who they call a kingpin, waltzing into the lion’s den?
>rumor is he’s got some deal to cut, some big brain 4D chess move
>kinda reminds me of that Russian dude, the one who’s always on TV looking like he’s three steps ahead
>gringos been sanctioning him to hell, killing his boys in proxy wars, calling him every name in the book
>yet he still shows up to their turf, smirking, shaking hands like he owns the place
>El Jefe’s got that same vibe, like he knows something we don’t
>both got empires crumbling under US pressure, but they walk in like they’re bulletproof
>meanwhile, I’m out here dodging choppers and praying my next drop doesn’t get me capped
>tfw your boss and some Russian prez are playing the same game, and you’re just a pawn
>mfw I realize the real bosses don’t care about the bodies piling up, just the power moves
>feelsbadman.png