>brush once before bed
>never floss
>never mouth wash
>dentist tells me I have some of the healthiest teeths and gums he's ever seen year after year
>refuses to believe me when I say I only brush once a day. For over a decade he still thinks I'm pulling his leg.

It's either God blessing me with health or it's my 20+ hours of dry fasting every now and then or both. I refuse to believe its my saliva alone that does this. My diet consist of microwave meals, chocolate milk, "sugar" free soda, chocolate and gummy candy. My diet is total shit and is deserving of rotting teeth but here I am, healthy and hale. Praise be to Jesus Christ of Nazareth.