Shadow and Rouge?
Not friends.
Not family.
Not a genuine team.
Not coworkers.
Rouge is in love with Knuckles.
Rouge flirts with Sonic more frequently than with Shadow.
Rouge has kissed Tails but has not kissed Shadow.
Shadow's love is reserved for Maria, he will always love her.
Shadow ditches Rouge for Maria to her annoyance.
Shadow didn't care about Rouge's offer to look into their future together.
Rouge ditches Shadow after agreeing to help him find Whitestones.
Rouge has deceived and manipulated Shadow on multiple occasions.
Shadow says he takes back what he said about trusting Rouge.
Rouge has physically hit Shadow while he's injured.
Shadow ignores that Rouge's car is broken in order to win the race himself.
Rouge has exploited Shadow's trauma to serve as a horror story around a campfire.
Rouge intentionally induces PTSD attacks in Shadow for a mere rock.
Rouge has tripped Shadow, leading him to beat her up.
Shadow consistently remains unresponsive to Rouge's flirtations.
Rouge admits she holds second place in Shadow's heart, behind a dead girl.
Shadow and Rouge diminish each other's traits.
Shadow and Rouge were not designed with each other in mind.
Shadow and Rouge's most profound moment was erased from canon, and neither remembers it.
Rouge likens herself to Amy, who is known for never securing the affection of the man she desires.
Rouge is not Shadow's most popular pairing, nor the second.
Rouge has more porn with Tails than with Shadow.
Supporters of Shatouge intimidate other shippers to the point of suicidality.