only reason i would want a gf is so i could beat that bitch

What kind of body would you like to have if you were a woman?

>what does it matter what i did in college
>we all have a past
>you've slept with other girls too
>you are lucky i choose to settle down with you
>more experience the better
>stop being such a prude
>why does it concern you who my friends are, yeah i have a few male friends so what