>>514826706
I'm excited to have an excuse to get out of the house, and actually dress like I don't just sit in underwear or the same band T-shirt 24/7. I'm excited to be around my friends at a restaurant or bar ordering delicious fried foods and drink alcohol, so I can go home with a full belly and a buzz, smash out my wife, and get ready for work tomorrow and have stuff to talk to my boss about. I could care less who wins since my city's team isn't playing... I HAVE to eat dinner and I love drinking a beer after work, might as well join the crowd of people going through the same wage slaving I am because I'll never be a rich man and I'll never impress the goblins on 4chan by being a millionaire Chad whos natty with a 6 pack and a 10/10 virgin trad wife that stays at home doing bible studies and takes care of the kids. In fact, I can't wait to sit in the AC and gobble down wings and beer in exchange for the money I set aside this week to do so. I own my house, I own my car, I only pay utilities and I have a shit load of money saved up for a rainy day, why not just hang out and watch football and make some new friends? What part of human evolution favored being excluded from the rest of the tribe?
