I have to vent in a second post because holy fucking shit I have no fucking idea why is it so hard to grasp.

I've EXPLICITLY said
>three status lights
And wrote an ENTIRE rant as for WHY I find all of Keychron's offerings dogshit, only to hear
>durr the k10 is what u want
NO IT IS FUCKING NOT AND I SAID THAT IT IS NOT. Look at this shit. This is what the K10 has. It has exactly what I said I hate, and yet that's what I get recommended after going out of my fucking way to say that this is NOT WHAT I FUCKING WANT. We had mechanical keyboards with three status LED's that represented the exact same shit as the IBM Model M did for fucking DECADES, yet NOW that the mechanical keyboard market is apparently so overabundant with choice, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FAGGOT MANUFACTURER OUTRIGHT REFUSES TO BE NORMAL AND DO WHAT EVERYONE DID FOR DECADES AND INSTEAD THEY HAVE TO REINVENT THE WHEEL AND TELL YOU TO EITHER ACCEPT IT OR EAT SHIT.

I am genuinely going to lose my mind trying to find a new keyboard with not only how ass backwards the entire keyboard marker is, but also how everyone has accepted this retardation as the norm and are baffled when someone is looking for something that's not retarded.

If Keychron can sell all of these wacky zany designs at these price points with all the features that I want, then they can sell exactly what I want at that price point. I shouldn't, under any fucking circumstance, pay a premium for going against the grain of what all the keyboard manufacturers are peddling. All I'm asking is for a keyboard in a classic look and form factor with all the modern features, but apparently this is too much to ask for and I'm the crazy one wanting something like it despite the fact how many people pay premium for OEM/Cherry WoB keycaps to replace all of the wacky zany ones every manufacturer is peddling. Everyone clearly wants what I want as well, yet you still have to pay premium for it. I fucking hate this market so goddamn much.