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HANK
I AM A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE
I'M THE ETHNICEST MINORITY YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE
I WAS CONVINCED CALIFORNIA IS THE WORST STATE IN AMERICA BUT YOU ARE SINGLEHANDEDLY CHANGING THAT TO TEXAS
Who the FUCK am I even up against anyway? A British guy? I can't even yell at him without feeling bad because his GOVERMENT'S fucking him harder than anything I could say to him. Whoever the fuck SEEDED THIS TOURNAMENT needs to be FIRED, FUCK
