>>521002613
>join the U.S. military to GET PUSSY!
>get outta tech school and at first duty station, start getting pussy
>the handful of women are also fucking everybody else BTW
>oh shit one of the women you were fucking didn't tell you she was married, and you just walked out to your car to find your tires slashed
>get sad about this, call other barracks whore over have a few drinks and fuck
>she regrets it and accuses you of rape
>because she had a few drinks, the charges stick
>investigation in progress, word gets around, you're guilty until proven innocent
>almost a year of questioning, hearings, then your trial
>whew! You catch a break and are found not guilty of all wrongdoing
>Jewish dyke colonel railroads you out of the service, just to make an example of somebody
>have to explain this to everybody for the rest of your life

Yeah no, I'll pass, thanks!