Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:50:57 PM
No.538144461
"Mr.Zimmer, do you agree that Blizzard set the cooldown on Hamstring to 0 seconds during Vanilla?"
"W-Well techically it's 1 second due to the.."
"And you agree, Mr.Zimmer, that increasing the cooldown on Hamstring reduces the quality of playtime if a person chooses to play as a Warrior?"
"T-The player can use Speed Potions, or Engineer.."
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 2:03:08 AM
No.537707404
THIS is the goblin piece of shit leading the lawsuit
I finally finished reading it fully and maybe this is how all american lawsuits are but it seems nonsensical
on one point it references a fucking REDDIT THREAD as "proof" the users of turtle know and acknowledge they are breaking the law by playing
it blatantly lies on multiple times, like mentioning turtle charging a "donation" fee to play on the server, or the turtle servers being aimed primarily to north america (according to who?)
is this really the peak of (((goblin))) legal ability?