>Lucius Njoku, 33, fraudulently used the name of agency nurse Joyce George to work as a healthcare assistant at the Countess of Chester Hospital, Chester.
>Njoku was not spotted by colleagues despite wearing the woman's NHS name badge - complete with clear photograph, Chester magistrates' court heard.
>He was only found out when a suspicious patient confronted Njoku and the fraudster blustered: 'My name is Joyce - but I am a man'.
Insane how common this is, if you hire a Nigerian you need to assume two of his mates are gonna be jumping in to do shifts when he just can't be arsed
Don't expect them to be qualified mind
This is what makes managing them such a nightmare