>Protagonistちゃん is trapped in a storage room and crying as 口裂け女 approaches her
>Protagonistちゃん’s ankle is sprained, her clothes 90% torn off
>"誰か助けて!!!!"
>Moments go by, no reply, all hope is lost
>Suddenly
>"あぁ、だめだ。全然だめだ。"
>GOLDEN SORCERER BATTLER BREAKS THROUGH THE WINDOW
>口裂け女 gasps, her jaw literally drops to the floor
>"Golden truth - you do not exist."
>口裂け女 screams in agony as she dissolves into a swarm of golden butterflies
>As Battler smirks and turns around, MOTHERFUCKING PYRAMID HEAD comes out from a cardboard box in the corner
>Protagonist-chan points and tries to scream, but is so terrified nothing comes out
>Pryamid-head rushes to Battler with his cleaver at full speed
>Right as he raise it in the air, he pauses...
>And falls to his knees
>"Mii-nippah~ Don't forget about me~!"
>MOTHERFUCKIN RIKA WITH A SYRINGE RIGHT IN PYRAMID-HEAD'S ASS CHEEK
>FUCK YEA!
>Ooishiさん honks his 車 horn outside
>"Hey kids...need a ride? It's nice a cool in my...air conditioned car."
>Battler picks up protagonist-chan and carries her to the back seat
>They all drive away - all the Silent Hill (JP) monsters dissolve in the presence of the Golden Sorcerer
>"So kids, where to next?" asks Ooishi
>"Well, I can't think of a better place to drop this young lady other than..."
>He looks at the camera
>"St. Lucia Academy"

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