>>511287615
Unironically, there's a whole vetting process that have to see if you're really Jewish. It starts with the question of if you have received your bar mitzvah. From there, they'll see if they can trust you to be a fellow one of the tribe or not. If you pass their tests, you can look forward to interest free loans and making money off of whatever crazy scheme your friends are into at the moment. If not, you're just one of the goyim, which is also fine. Non Jews can still profit handsomely off of being a friend to the Jews.
