> Be me
> Hear about Amnesia the Bunker being "one of the scariest games of all time"
> Psssssssssh
> Most horror games don't even phase me at this point. I find the horror genre, especially the indie horror scene to be fairly mundane nowadays.
> All of the somewhat good games are just lethal company clones at this point, so I didn't have very high expectations for the game, especially when I heard that I'd get to have a weapon.
> Still... The reviews were really good, and I wasn't against having a gun necessarily, as long as the mechanics were nice and I had something to shoot.
> So, I waited a little bit and bought the game when it was on a steam discount sale.
> Start up game.
> Start going through the tutorial, this isn't that scary desu.
> Feel accomplished after getting through the beginning of the tutorial. I think that the game is going to be action-packed and more like an fps instead of like the dark-descent (never got to play it so, I wouldn't know).
> Get bogged down by German soldiers, fucking Krauts don't know my Battlefield skills with a side-arm and they don't get to as they all get 360 NO-SCOPED by my homeboy LAMBERT.
> FUCKING GOAT.
> Keep going through the trenches like I own them.
> Get gassed.
> Yeah, kind of deserved that one ngl.
> Try to escape but it's everywhere.
> Darkness begins to fill my vision and I guess this is it for my character...
> Only for LAMBERT the GOAT to come in clutch once again with a gas-mask
> Definitely my favorite character so far.
> The end of the tutorial results in my character getting knocked unconscious near a HUGE crater.
> ... Wake up from bed.
> Can barely see SHIT.
> I think I'm in the bunker's infirmary, but it's so DARK I can barely see anything.
> Ok, it's probably not that bad, I begin to walk through the abandoned halls of the bunker.
> Hear weird noises in the walls, small scratches and... Crawling? Wtf is going on here?

Can't type the entirety of it (Text-limit) cont in next post.