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here is my full abridged summary of every xpack
Vanilla
>You solve a bunch of minor problems
>an old God wakes up and you kill it
>Arthas tries to invade but fails
TBC
>demons reopen the dark portal and try to invade
>we fight Illidan even though he's in the
>we find survivors of the second war in outland
>we learn about the naruu
wrath
>Arthas tries invade
>we kill him
>blue dragons also start a war with mages
>we kill an old god
>varian shows back up after being a slave gladiator for a hile
cata
>Deathwing wakes up and explodes the world so we kill him
>bunch of old gold cults show up
pandaria
>garrosh starts a war
>deathwings son gives us a cloak
>garrosh gets corrupted by an old god
>we give him a trial instead of summary execution because we just do okay
wod
>Garrosh escapes to an alternate timeline
>we kill him in a sidequest then stop the alternate timeline orcs from raping the current timeline
legion
>the legion invades we free Illidan and defeat sargeras but he stabs the world
>priests get a dagger that has xallys spirit in it that they just throw away for no reason
bfa
>we all fight over a new mineral
>Jaina makes some extremely cute expressions
>xally tricks us in to helping her possess an elf
>a truce is called at the end because it just is okay???
SL
>We go to the afterlife because sylvanas was working with the jailman who was behind everything else that has happened so far we kill him and then make a literal tranny in to god
DF
>mommy Alex invites us to her home for a nice romantic time but her evil cousins who hate the titans show up and siphon galakrond's essence in to a necklace
>xally steals the necklace
>the night elves plant a new tree and Horde are also allowed to hang out at the new tree because they just are okay
tww
>People start hearing the world soul speak we fight xally and she loses the galkrond amulet
>then we ally with her and kill dimensious who ate the ethereal home world then she tricks us and gets the amulet back