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You ever convince yourself that this time it’s gonna happen? That this is finally the moment it all turns around? Yeah. That’s me. Every damn morning for the past five years.
I wake up, check the XRP chart like it’s a religious ritual. “Any day now,” I whisper to myself. “This is the breakout.” Then it drops 2%, and I say, “Consolidation phase. Totally normal.” Yeah, totally. Like the last 1,800 days of consolidation.
I’ve been on this boat so long I’ve started naming the waves. There’s “False Hope Peak,” “Disappointment Dip,” and my personal favourite — “What Am I Doing With My Life Reef.” The devs are gone, the founders are out getting married, and I’m over here refreshing CoinMarketCap like it’s gonna show me mercy.
But hey, I’m staying positive!
The government shut down? No problem! That just means the real move comes after!
ETFs delayed again? That’s bullish, right?
Everything’s crashing? That’s just a shakeout, baby!
I keep telling myself stories like a kid waiting for Santa, except Santa left, divorced Mrs. Claus, and sold the North Pole to pay for his honeymoon in Fiji.
But you know what? I can’t sell now. Not after all this time. I’ve been here through the memes, the lawsuits, the rumors, the “next month for sure.” I’m basically married to this chart now.
So yeah — maybe tomorrow.
Maybe next week.
Maybe when I’m old and grey, XRP will finally moon, and I’ll crawl out of my apartment and scream,
“I TOLD YOU SO!”
…or maybe I’ll just keep whispering “any day now” into the void until my portfolio and I both fade away.
