>>28699866
Just stuff it into a tree at about 40. That'll take care of the car, you'll have some injuries for added realism, and the tree will laugh because it tickled so no collateral damages.

>make sure no odors of weed or alcohol first
>No use of brakes at all
>state you remember nothing after several minutes before the accident.
>preferably after long day at work
>be dazed and confused but following instruction

Worked for me!