Give me a reason why this guy doesn't deserve the following
>Ideal wife Busty, blonde, blue eyed, pale, soft skin, long haired, racially pure, teen, virgin, appealing pink vagina, no body hair, beautiful, can cook, rich, wants kids, racist, asexual, shy, no tattoos or piercings, christian orthodox, submissive, has never travelled abroad, has never used drugs, doesn't smoke or drink alcohol