>>508741764
Lol, of course not. Nobody cares you were too fucking stupid to avoid traumatizing yourself. Boohoo. Life choices.
Who would win, between a marine and a stick? The stick would win, because if you break a stick, there are now two sticks.
Break a marine, and you'll have a bunch of dead shoppers in a Walmart, and a big mess to clean up in Aisle 6.