Attention all HaoGODs,
"Please allow me to formally join this honorable platoon and watch me as I bring DORK victory. " — ST AR-15(?)
• 3rd hits and manual are optional, but extremely sexy (dolls love it manual);
• Ads so good that even DW players say they'd apply;
• Our dolls come with the latest 5090 STX™ courtesy of WOMBFORCE®;
• And MORE! Yes, you read me right, MORE!
Want to apply? Add /gflex/ to your bio!
>Platoon ID: 101581
Want to reserve your slot? Call this DORK ASAP!
>Danchou UID: 10187
DORKmeister out.
