Oooowie Battler it's me Mr. Poopybutthole, I'm also known as the god of locked rooms so I'm here to lock your family in locked rooms or something, or maybe the opposite of that a couple chapters from now who knows.
Let's get to business first oooowie did I tell you I just love rice with maple syrup on it, ooooowie I just love maple syrup and rice, what's your favorite food battler?
Oh waffles it looks like Gertrude the Wonderpanda just stabbed your aunt, ooowwie nani nani this sounds like a mystery for me the god of locked rooms but first can you find me some maple syrup and rice, wowie this is going to be some adventure you and me are on once we get back from the grocery store and from fucking in my studio apartment.