No girl will ever take cover from the rain with me in a phone booth
No girl will laugh at my jokes and ask me to stop by her coffee shop
No girl will say I'm the funniest guy she knows
No girl will go with me at the school at night and sneak into the pool with me
No girl will ask me to run away with her, and bit off my tongue afterwards

And I'm supposed to just be fine with it, and keep wagecucking and paying my taxes to contribute to this sick and twisted society