OMG YOU GUYS IT’S FINALLY HALLOWEEN SEASON!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS!!! TIME TO PUT UP MY 47 PLASTIC SKELETONS, LIGHT EVERY CANDLE IN THE HOUSE, AND REWATCH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FOR THE 28TH TIME WHILE DRINKING MY SPOOKY PUMPKIN LATTE OUT OF MY GHOST MUG!!!

I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S STILL 18 DEGREES OUT, I’M WEARING MY BLACK HOODIE, MY BAT EARRINGS, AND MY JACK-O’-LANTERN SOCKS BECAUSE VIBES

ALSO YES, I DID BUY ANOTHER $80 ANIMATRONIC WITCH FROM HOME DEPOT. IT LAUGHS WHEN YOU WALK BY AND IT MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HALLOWEEN CANDLES — IF MY APARTMENT DOESN’T SMELL LIKE PUMPKIN ROT AND CINNAMON DEATH, THEN WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT

IT’S NOT A “PHASE,” IT’S A LIFESTYLE