I just ride my street bike around while I dress and speak like a pirate. Women probably think I'm scary, or retarded. Possibly both.

>tfw no wenches to sail the endless swaths of the asphalt jungles with
>tfw no swashbucklin' whores to shiver me timbers
>mfw no ladies of the night to drown me trepidation between the legs of

>>81963646
i do manual labor and I work out and I ride my motorcycle. I read books and I play old school runescape. My Ultimate Ironman is almost maxed. I smile and say hello to everyone I make eye contact with but I must be ugly because women always avoid returning my gaze or look angry at me for thinking I have a chance with them. I stopped drinking about six years ago because I was consuming more than a handle of vodka or spiced rum every day and it was getting expensive and I was throwing up blood all the time. Now I'm just waiting to die. I would enjoy meeting someone to share my life with but I don't have much hope of it actually happening any more.

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