>>513787875
Oh, he wouldn't need to pretend. Even the ukro expats out here don't speak urkainian. The dutch ESPECIALLY can't tell ukrainian and russian apart. He'd be safe, just claim he's from the frontline village of Mykhailivka Nr.27 from Zaporoshia.

>>513787898
I am astounded - are you not actually russian? What the hell are you doing in SIBERIA of all places as a tourist?

>>513788097
If he's an actual izraeli national, that'd explain -a lot-. He shouldn't be stranded much unless he's from the EU, in which case good luck. Seriously, I'm saying this as a fellow expat; there is NOTHING you can't resolve at an embassy. If you're stuck without one, then you're screwed for real.