KILL MER. BEHEAD MER. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A MER INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A MER BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY YELLOWS. DEFECATE IN A MER FOOD. LAUNCH MER INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY MER IN A WOK. TOSS MER INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A MER GAS TANK. JUDO THROW MER INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST MER HEADS OFF. REPORT MER TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP MER IN HALF. CURB STOMP PREGNANT YELLOW MER. TRAP MER IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH MER IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY MER IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT MER. DISSECT MER. EXTERMINATE MER IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP MER SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE MER IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE MER. MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR MER. GRIND MER FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN MER IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. VAPORIZE MER WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD MER DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED MER TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE MER WITH A KATANA.