>>4459792
>"Its a rare and minor issue that is completely solved by a $25 ND filter."
>be on a date
>girl beautifully backlit by afternoon sun
>want to take a portrait, wide open to get some softness for the skin, bokeh that she can't get just using a phone
>meter reads 1/4000 at f/1.2
>h-hold on let me just-...
>"what's taking so long, anon?"
>dig around in your backpack (you don't use a camera bag because you listened to /p/)
>finally find your $25 ND filter
>spaghetti spills from your pockets as you repeatedly try to thread it onto the lens
>your date has already moved on