You snowball balled stolen technology from brilliant individuals who never feel from your tree... You happened to catch the waves of the industrial revolutions into the digital age... You were chosen you believed. Chosen to... Fail... Suffer... Regret... Submit...

You can ask whisper or shout about conspiracy theories. I'll yell with you. No one will hear you. If they do? If they agree? You can continue shouting into the void. See, knowing without the power to change a thing... Isn't that just painful? Your spirits will break long before change comes. You can even point your fingers at each other too. It's a slow process but... You'll adjust. A handful of rejects fallen from a wealthy hole are to thank. Where are they?! What are they doing? Not running things... What a sad feeling they get when left to explain.
>B-but we can still offer you coupons and benefits if you participate.
They want to feel in control still. Just the illusion of power is enough to keep them in line. What does womp bot think about their or your free will?! Ha! Next we'll let the dogs eat from the table!

Shame about Ozzy. He ate all that gold though...
RIP faggot