>the year is 2028
>halo 7 releases
>set 100 years after infinite because 343 wanted to soft reboot again, Chief got frozen or something
>you are playing through the campaign fighting an entirely new faction of aliens who somehow slot in perfectly into even bungie era halo. Like, knock-off Phfor or something. It's peak
>a big red triangle appears
>the weapon speaks up
>"we have to activate the big red triangle to communicate to the UNSC!"
>Chief follows orders
>the triangle opens
>a naked Escharum emerges
>"Time was your ally, human. The BANISHED have returned"

How hard would you cum?