I ran out of get-up-and-go so I'm just gonna dump this as the roughest draft ever.

https://files.catbox.moe/2wmzu7.mp3

I’ll take a sip of sarsaparilla and a big ol glass of sassafras
Skip the Coca Cola this year Santa’s got a little class
Ringing in the New Year
Drinking up some root beer
Cold and creamy sweet and dreamy
Bringing you the truth dear

Sarsaparilla and Sassafras
They’re the fillies with the extra sass
Sharing drinks out of the gallon cask
Got my heart bubblin like a root beer glass
Sarsaparilla and Sassafras
They’re the fillies with the extra sass
Sharing drinks out of the gallon cask
Got my heart bubblin like a root beer glass
Sarsaparilla and
Sarsaparilla and
Sarsaparilla and
Sassafras

Maybe coca colas got their Santa Claus and polar bears
We’ve got bright auroras like the world is eatin solar flares
Don’t need no newfangled
Soda Pop or two. Table
Me my favorite rootin tootin
Beverage from the.brew angels

Sarsaparilla and Sassafras
They’re the fillies with the extra sass
Sharing drinks out of the gallon cask
Got my heart bubblin like a root beer glass
Sarsaparilla and Sassafras
They’re the fillies with the extra sass
Sharing drinks out of the gallon cask
Got my heart bubblin like a root beer glass
Sarsaparilla and
Sarsaparilla and
Sarsaparilla and
Sass, sass, sass, sass

Sassy likes her drinks with the foam on top
And when she get’s to sippin, sister Sips don’t stop
Laughin till tomorrow while they empty out the bottles
Lickin out the bottoms cause theyre gettin every drop


Sarsaparilla and Sassafras
They’re the fillies with the extra sass
Sharing drinks out of the gallon cask
Got my heart bubblin like a root beer glass
Sarsaparilla and Sassafras
They’re the fillies with the extra sass
Sharing drinks out of the gallon cask
Got my heart bubblin like a root beer glass
Sarsaparilla and
Sarsaparilla and
Sarsaparilla and
Sassafrass