>>514777641
Here's a joke my comrade granpa told me some 20 years ago comrade:
the scene is the warsaw ghetto, 1940, nazis are sweeping the area shooting jews on sight. Suddenly a small hidden door opens, and out comes a small group of jewish survivors led by a young catholic priest, they're trying to escape that hell. As fate would have it however, they turn a corner and they find a german patrol, machine guns in hand, who halt them. The liutenant grabs his gun, points it to the head of the priest and is about to execute him on the spot when suddenly the clouds above make room for a ray of bright light that shines on the priest. A very deep voice is heard from above, and it says "stop your hand liutenant, you mustn't kill this man for one day he will be Pope". The liutenant, after considering the situatuation, replies: "ok, but it's my turn next".

>>509742091
As you may remember yourself comrade, this is the fourth year I spend in this godforsaken general, and probably the nine billionth time I post that pic. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that it's not the first time I hear this cope, but it's still as SAD! as the first day. Variations include talking about back then their dick worked and... uhhhhhh... we just don't miss USSR ok?????????? Very naive of you to assume comrade, you should probably talk with more comrades in your own fake made up country.

>>509385438
>what no missiles does to a ff
GRIM! lmao. Can you explain why you avoid any mention of this significant development in this SAD!, godforsaken general comrade? If you're not too busy fucking your fattie wife that is lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!