"Sorry I am a quarter jewish, Uncle Hitler."

"It isn't important, you are a wonderful German girl."

"But some people say I can't send you letters anymore or see you at the Berghoff. Did the socks I knit for you fit?"

"Yes they fit. I am sorry they told you that. There are people who have a positive genius for spoiling all my little pleasures."

~~~85 years later~~~

ONE DROP, NIGGER!!!! LET'S SEE THE 23ANDME.