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Russian and American cultures around egg prices
They have holidays for eggs. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to increase the price of eggs. They listen to rural country music. They elected a presidents who increased prices on eggs. They dress and act like eggs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from eggs. They post sassy memes about egg prices. They watch cooking shows in worship of eggs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of egg salads.
