I do the absolute bare minimum to get paid so I can sustain myself and I will never lift a finger or expel a single joule of energy more than is contractually necessary to not get fired. I eat a rotation of three easy to cook sexless slopmeals because I hate any and all forms of labor, even labor to feed myself beyond bare necessity. I will not strive for greatness or even mediocrity I will instead drift and float along a thin crust of "barely enough" to avoid the poorhouse. I refuse to do anything more and I hate my fellow man, my fellow American, and especially my neighbor. We are not alike and I don't like any of you, because you expect me to perform for you. I refuse.