>be a lonely bloke with no friends
>get invited to anon's barbecue to watch the footy
>apparently anon's barbecues are full of "neet spastics" and other odd characters
>i might fit in somewhere for once
>rock up
>just a bunch of normal looking blokes talking about their gfs/wives, winery events, overseas holidays, hilux's, weddings, etc.
>some oversocialised looking bloke with dyed hair tells me to leave for saying something racist about eddie betts
>tell xer i won't
>xer is surprisingly strong and throws me over the fence
>get told to come back in 3 days time