>God can't hear me, he has airpods in
Have you tried speaking in his original language? God is pouring mountains of US Dollars, Trillions of Dollars on the yiddish Hashemites in Balfour carved Syriapalestina, so maybe it's a function of using his language rather than english. The original Assryian Talmud was written in Hebrew and Yiddish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE5qbS1SYU0