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Charlotte's Carnal Celebration! (Celibacy Challenged! Completely Crashed!)
Last week, dedicated readers of Charlottes Certain C-crets were shocked to learn that this hot number of a young woman has never had her ticket punched! It was an off-hand revelation in an article more focused on the liberation of using Meka for stress relief, but readers from all over expressed their fervent desire to help rectify this egregious error!
I hummed and hawed for a few days before eventually accepting a proposition from a certain man from a place known only as /gig/ which was apparently a meeting place on the Akasha System. He was pleasing enough on the eyes, perhaps a little old to also be admitting that this was also his first time but I found that charming! Well, readers, a proper lady doesn't kiss and tell, but I have a duty to report fairly and honestly and that comes first!
We started with dinner, of course, he couldn't stop fidgeting and there was a tent in his pants. Poor thing was excited. Naturally when we returned to my place I stalled him with kisses and heavy petting. He was practically vibrating! I called him my little pleasure-meka and giggled. When finally I just couldn't wait any longer I pulled down his pants and wow! It probably wasn't that big (not that I would know) but the *smell* wowie! I thought that I was affected by Hydro before but that stench positively turned me into the Hydro Archon.
I put one hand on it and he seized up. Luckily I closed my eyes in time but the steaming mess got everywhere! I had no choice but to undress. He sat, sobbing softly as I bustled everything off to the washing meka. When I got back from tidying my face his little soldier was already standing at attention! Well, I'm never one to-
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