or the time at Graceland, when one of the 150 women in the house politely asked if somebody could please move their cars so she could leave the driveway and go home...
and Elvis was playing pool on the billiard table (The same billiard table where his mother's casket laid for a few days, and Elvis kept trying to climb into the casket with her)
and Elvis got irritated that the woman had the audacity to ask people to move their cars, SO HE THREW THE POOL CUE AT HER LIKE A JAVELIN
AND IT HIT ONE OF HER BREASTS
AND IT PERMANENTLY DAMAGED HER BREAST FOREVER
caused nerve damage
and made her tit drop and droop horribly
He destroyed one of her tits with a pool cue
Just because she needed to go home
HE HAD BECOME A FUCKING MONSTER