give me a good reason to open that mp4

I don't know who to pick for the relic thing because most of my chars already have good ones

>>545023607
excuse me, I am in pajama pants with a sweater and I am very comfortable underneath my fuzzy comfort blanket...

>>535771760
>you want to cuddle big women to feel safe because your mom didn't love you as a child
The opposite, she'd cuddle me and dote on me all the time but then you turn like 8 or whatever and that starts to feel inappropriate and you spend the rest of your life missing the constant affection and physical contact.

>>534817885
>KFC worker in Hujifssachit, China.
>Minimum wage 90 hour weeks in preparation for 110 hour career at Foxcon
>Manager says to place flimsily constructed cardboard standees out by the dining area
>One of them in particular is vandalized and later destroyed
>Show to manager
>Location is contractually obligated to show these standees as a tourist attraction
>Upper management has to be contacted for replacement, guards must be posted and my social credit is scrutinized.

I was wondering when I'd unlock all the new coffee flavors when I watched Redflaim's video on the changes made to /zzz/. How do you guys deal with there being a pair of locked icons on a screen that will never be unlocked?