For the love of fuck, can't any of you retards just give me a good reason to switch to either linux or 11 that isn't "Well you see bro, your terraflorps are going to coagulate 0.2% faster, and it's more secure!" I don't want the two extremes of "answers too general to mean anything" and "Answers so fetishistically specific and minute that nobody sane would give a fuck". Just tell me what actually poses a threat to my machine and the wellbeing of the information on it going forward, please.
I don't want linux's autismal specificity and I don't want 11's dogshit iphone interface, viruses are literally THE only reason I would ever care.