The dating prospect for my fellow zoomzooms seems grim as fuck
Everybody is oversocialized as hell and terminally online
The standards for men seem unrealistically high as the dating pool has expanded from being your local area to essentially the entire world, very hard to compete

I thank god every single day that I somehow found my soulmate through a dating app of all places. As cringe as it is to say, she genuinely is my soulmate and the only other person I've ever met who genuinely can make me laugh
She's:
>Not political, doesn't post virtue signals about stupid causes
>A genuinely wholesome sweetheart who is the kindest person I've ever met (She won't even kill spiders, she will catch them and bring them outside)
>Likes baking, cooking, crocheting, reading
>Wants kids and wants to homestead
>Genuinely funny, laughs at my edgy jokes
>Very pretty but not too pretty, not fat, has a nice body
The other day I came home from work to her running up to kiss and hug me, ask me about my day and lets me know she made a whole salmon dinner
It's nice to play videogames together and cuddle
She also has a very healthy sex drive and genuinely enjoys giving me great head (she says she finds it therapeutic) She's got this enormously long tongue and eats my ass

Sorry for my faggoty blogposting but I just am very grateful for her and don't know what I did to deserve her
We're getting married next year (she suggested a prenup herself)
Don't lose faith bros, unicorns do exist