>rooster attacks my kid
>Grab him and put him in a box
>Drop him at the nearby rooster rescue sanctuary
>This lil nigga saw it all and realizes he's now ruling the roost and won't shut up all day
>Finally I am boss
He's shitting all over my deck and acting like he owns the place less than 24hrs after I got rid of the other rooster. Hopefully he made note of what happens when you fuck with my kids though.
I didn't have to blast any 3lb bird with a shotgun.